Where the Fuck Are My Keys? Keychain

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Where are your keys? On this fancy-ass keychain! Take your love for profanity and calligraphy on the go with this sturdy brass and enamel keychain. Where the Fuck Are My Keys? Keychain feature a humorously appropriate expletive in shiny gold calligraphy. Show off your fun and sassy personality while keeping your car, house, and miscellaneous keys stylishly organized. • Never wonder where your keys are again• Features the elegant artwork of Calligraphuck set in enamel• Makes a perfect funny add-on gift, stocking stuffer, or self-buy This stylish and humorous keychain is created by illustrator Linus Boman of the popular Calligraphuck line, pairing letterforms with curse words. This bold key-ring is perfect for any bold and confident individual who enjoys putting their love of swear words on display. Magazine Cafe brings to you a curated selection of the finest Gift brands in the world.

Sale price$12.80 Regular price$15.00
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  • Format: Merchandise
  • Publication Date: 09/03/2019
  • ISBN: 9781452181974
  • backing card, 2-1/8" x 3-1/4"
  • imitation gold-plated brass keychain with 1-color enamel: 2" x 2"
  • 1" key ring
  • polybagged

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